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Ich war bei einem Heimspiel der New York Knicks im Madison Square Garden. Was gibt denn Geileres? Nicht viel zumindest, was nicht die Worte 'Sex', 'mit' und 'Scarlett Johansson' enhaelt.

* Orginaltext auf der Rueckseite der Eintrittskarte